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By Info
#56387
So Meter is put into/inside and Poner is put on as in table? - Dios mío. Just so that I don't put the suppositories in the wrong place I better remember:wink:

Bee
By rspltd
#56400
Never used them meself - tried them once and for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my ****! Yes I know it's an old joke but so is the suppositories topic.
By Info
#56401
I might as well have shoved them up my ****!


I wonder could you have Cockney Spanish and say your 'Julio Iglesias' for culo - well it does rhyme with Julio :(

Bee
By essexboywithwhitesocks
#56476
Info wrote:I might as well have shoved them up my ****!


I wonder could you have Cockney Spanish and say your 'Julio Iglesias' for culo - well it does rhyme with Julio :(

Bee
Su 'arris
By Info
#56725
muchachodeessexencalcetinesblancos :wink:
su 'arris
is 'arris' Spanish :?

Bee
By essexboywithwhitesocks
#56729
Info wrote:muchachodeessexencalcetinesblancos :wink:
su 'arris
is 'arris' Spanish :?

Bee

nope 'arris is the cockney rhyming slang for arse. It's quite a journey working this one out.

Aris>Aristotle>Bottle>Bottle & Glass >Arse

also where "he hasn't got the bottle" comes from.

or as babelfish would say

él no ha conseguido la botella
By rspltd
#56763
Can only claim to be a Cockney by an accident at birth, but we always used Khyber Pass - something to do with the Carry On Films perhaps?
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