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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By gardner8
#1115134
Back on January 9th, a group of bikers were riding south to Margaret River
when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pinjarra Rd Traffic Bridge in
Mandurah. So ...they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through
a group of gawkers, past the Police Officer who was trying to talk her down off
the railing, and says,



"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss
this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . .

"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your
best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just
that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his
biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the copper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're
wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are
you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."



It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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