when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pinjarra Rd Traffic Bridge in
Mandurah. So ...they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through
a group of gawkers, past the Police Officer who was trying to talk her down off
the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss
this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . .
"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your
best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just
that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his
biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the copper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're
wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are
you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.