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The Jovial Side Of The Board......Light Hearted Fun

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By gardner8
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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, "Like sitting around the pool, and drinking wine isn't a good thing. “



Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the fellas.



So I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 80 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.



Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a

Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."



"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" Then the line went dead.



Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but it sure can be fun.
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